I Will Never...

I've seen this on a couple of friends' blogs, so I'm giving it a whirl.

20 Things I Will Never Do:
1. Be perfect... or graceful, for that matter.
2. Stop missing my grandmother.
3. Quit wishing I would wake up in a villa in Florence, Italy.
4. Tire of going to the lake.
5. Want a tattoo.
6. Learn to love tomatoes, beans or mayonnaise.
7. Stop worrying about the future.
8. Want to stop traveling.
9. Fully appreciate the generosity, faith and love of my parents.
10. Advanced math.
11. Regret going to Harding or spending a semester at HUF.
12. Think smoking is attractive.
13. Weigh my "ideal" weight.
14. Convince Rob to do all of the driving.
15. Learn all of the rules to football.
16. Keep a plant alive for an entire season.
17. Cancel my subscription to People magazine.
18. Have another kitty as sweet and funny as A.J.
19. Have a beautifully organized house.
20. Love anyone as much as I do Rob.

What are 20 things you'll never do?